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U Are Very Important To Me Sms

Hasham — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 05:30:04 +0000

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It’s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere…. DON’T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN…

Catch Another Fool

Hasham — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 05:26:55 +0000

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

Urs Faithfully Sms

Hasham — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 05:24:06 +0000

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

“HeArT aTtAcK”

This Is A VIRUS

Hasham — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 05:20:39 +0000

WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN

You Bitch Sms

Hasham — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 05:16:35 +0000

U are a…

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny

r u smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*

Aisa DOSTANA hamara,

Hasham — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 12:31:56 +0000

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu….?

If people says you are

Hasham — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 12:31:14 +0000

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

B. I. T. C. H.

Hasham — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:46:08 +0000

U are a…

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Hilarious

r u smiling now?

*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

WARNING ! ! !

Hasham — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:45:52 +0000

WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN

This is not SMS, it’s just an April

Hasham — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:45:40 +0000

This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.