Sms & Jokes

I’m sure you’ve met my new girlfriend, she’s been your best friend for 8 years.

Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No?? Think about it, have a great life…

Look, I’m turning 16 soon, and I really just need my freedom!

Roses are red, violets are… ah the hell with it. Get your crap and get out.

How can I put this… forget I exist?

I hate you, you hate me, what are we waiting for? Let’s do it.