Sms & Jokes

Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
Kabar khood Ke Dekhon Intezaar Mein Paaye Jatte Hein.

Deta nahi mali bhi sahara mujhko,
Yeh hawa bhi lazzati hai mujhko,
Murjhaye hue phool kabhi khilte nahi,
Ruthe hua pyar kabhi lautta nahi.

Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,the world is no hops no light
Without u i cant go left or right
Without u i lose my sight
Thank u my glasses

May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol,
and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.

A smile gives red color 2 ur cheeks,
white color to ur teeth,
pink color 2 ur lips,
silver color 2 ur eyes.

So keep smilimg and enjoy the colors of life.

Kissing at Top,
Fingering at Middle,
Firing at Bottom,
U know the answer…

Cigarette smoking is injurious to health.

SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.
Niece na