Sms & Jokes

Never hate people who r jealous of u,
instead grtful to them bcoz,
0nly they r the ones who think
u are better than them”

Do’nt misunderstand the person who shows “ANGER” on you,

Because…

Anger is the most easiest & Childish way to express the ” Deep Love”

If King asks me \”what do u want?
\”Million dollars or a true friend\” !

I will choose,

\”Million dollars\”

Be practical Yaaar !
mil k uraein gay..

4 studnts ne Monthly test ki tayari nai ki,
unho ne 1 mansoba bnaya or woh agly din principl k pas gae
or kaha

\”sir hum shadi main gae thy,raste me gari ka tyre pnctre ho gya,hm sari raat dhakka lgaty rahy, es lye parh nai ske.

principal ne maan lia or unhe 1 din ka time dia,
1 din baad unhen 4 different rooms main bithaya or sirf 1 sawal dia.

Q-) KONSA TYRE PNCTRE THA?
1- front right
2- front left
3- back right
4- back left
same jawab do to sab pass.-

doctor ne marez se kaha.main ek mahn se 50 rope ki rozana dawa kha
raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha.
doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rope ki dawai dun ga.jis se ap ko roz

ka 10 rope ka fayda nazar aye ga.

Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
Kabar khood Ke Dekhon Intezaar Mein Paaye Jatte Hein.

Deta nahi mali bhi sahara mujhko,
Yeh hawa bhi lazzati hai mujhko,
Murjhaye hue phool kabhi khilte nahi,
Ruthe hua pyar kabhi lautta nahi.