Sms & Jokes

Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin glass mein hota hai,
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin saali ko hota hai.

titanic was sinking. romeo; juliet i love u. if i cant live with u then i am ready to die with u. juliet;
romeo i love u but i love my life more and i can live without u. saying this juliet jumps out of
titanic and swims to the ground.

Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil
dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re
Arrey chakkar aa gaya.

one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship
replied “to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!” Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.

I’ve seen angels in the sky, I’ve seen snow fall in July, I’ve seen things you could only imagine to
see or do, But I still haven’t seen anything sweeter than you!