Sms & Jokes

a dangerous shyari………………
“nazro se utr kar,dil me bas meri spno ki rani
mere ruthne par mere dost ka sth bhag gayi

Education related songs:

SCHOOL-Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala

TUTION-Idhar chali mai udhar chali

MATHS-Ajeeb dastan h yeh,kaha suru kha khatam

SCIENCE-Aa khusi se kudkushi karle.

GEOGRAPHY- Musafir hoon yaaro.

ECONOMICS-Q paisa paisa karti h,paise pe Q tu marti h

EXAM- Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati H.

RSLT-Jiya dharak dharak jaye.

PASS-Aj mai upar asman niche.

FAIL-Jag suna suna lage

tu phool hai ghullab ka~~~

mai aashiQ hun sharaab ka~~~

teri tasveer hai mere dil main~~~

kiya fayda phir naQaab ka~~~~.

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing

BAT TO SACH HE MAGAR…..”

*hujom me kai sar hote hai lekin dimag nai hote.

*3aurto me raz rehsakta he basharte k in me se 2inteqal karchu ki ho.

*tajruba behtarin ustad he lekin is ustad ki fic bohut ziyada he.

*agar aap kisi bewaqof ki shikal nai dekhna chahte to sab se pahle apna aaina tordena chahiye.”

AAP aur PEPSI may 3 cheezain same hain. 1. Sab ko pasand ho 2. Dono sweet ho Aur 3. Dono may damagh ki jaga dhakan laga hay: Hahahahahaha