Sms & Jokes




Pakistan ki national game kiya hai?

Pakistan ki national game kiya hai?
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kiya kaha hockey? nai wo tu phely thi.
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Gues karo

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its Sucide bombing !! ;->

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Arz Kia Hai..

Arz Kia Hai..

Shaam Jawaan hai..

Wah Wah

Shaam Jawaan Hai..

Wah Wah

Gour Farmaiye Ga..

Shaam Jawaan Hai..

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Ae dost to b likha kar shayari,

Ae dost to b likha kar shayari,
Meri tarha tera b dunya me naam ho jaiga,
Log phekenge anday or timatar,
To sham ki sabzi ka intizam ho jaiga

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Jobs In Mobilink..

Jobs In Mobilink..

Send Ur Resume To
mobilink.com.pk

Location: Karachi

Salary: 30000 to 60000

Job Nature: Mobile Tower Pe Beth K Kawo’n Ko Urao ;->

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Ham tumko chaand kehty magar usme daagh

Ham tumko chaand kehty magar usme daagh hai,

Suraj kehty usme to aag hai,

socha tumko Bandar keh doon….

magar us kambakht mein bhi Dimagh hay..;-)

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Kise bhe film k nam lo or us k nam

Kise bhe film k nam lo or us k nam age lgado gandhe ji k dhoti ma phir dekhna hans hans k pait ma dard hojaie ga. Fo example…

Josh gandhe ji ki dhoti ma
Kuch kuch hota ha gandhe ji ki dhoti ma
Mach

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ALLAMA IQBAL ne qayam-e-pakistan

ALLAMA IQBAL ne qayam-e-pakistan k bary mai 23march ko minto park mai Quaid-e-azam k sath kahry ho ker fatima se farmaya:AJ KALA JORA PA SADI FARMAYSH TE… ;->

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