Sms & Jokes

Ek choohe ne sherni ko propose kiya. sherni ne kaha abay chal tu ne apna jism, jaan, height dekhi hai

chooha bola Madam in sab ko choro mera confidence dekho.

Dctor:Ap pagl q hwe?
Pagl: m ne1Bewa
se shadi ki us ki
jwan beti se mre
Bap ne shadi ki,
Wo mri Ma bn gai,
Un k ghr Beti hui
to wo mri Behn hui
q k m us k Bap ka
Beta tha or wo
mri Nwasi b hui
q k m us ki Nani
ka Shohr tha,
is trah mra Beta
apni Dadi ka Bhai
bn gya or m apne
Bete ka Bhanja
or wo…
Dctor:Bs kro
wrna m pagl ho
jaon ga…!

Apun ek sher bolega.Charon taraf Chand bekher raha hai Light, @??Bole tu hogai hai Nite,band kerne ka Tube Light aur soneka Tight,?Bole tu…Gud Nite..?

Mulk mei atay k shadeed bohran k bad tmam advertise mei products k sologun badal diye:
Bata: pehle ATA phir school
Dalda: jahan mamta wahan ATA
Waves: ATA he kafi hai
Body cool: just ATA
Jazz: ATAY ki sunao
Brooke bond supreme: yehi tu hai apna ATA
Pepsi: yeh dil mangay ATA

A man was selling his product by shouting !
“Shair ka pinjra 10 Rs mein shair ka pinjra 10 Rs mein”

Logo ne paas jakar dekha to woh underwear baich rha tha ;->

Sir to studnt
tum schol Q nahi ay thy
Studnt,sir mujhy bird flu ho gaya tha
Sir,bird flu to murghiyo ko hota hy
Studnt,sir aapjo rozana mujhy murgha banaty hain

sitaron se aagay
jahan aur bhi hain

abhi ishq ke
imtihaan aur bhi hain

ik tumhe jalati
nahin mere dil ko

tumharay siwa
larkian aur bhi hain