Sms & Jokes

Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.

Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.

Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down