Sms & Jokes

Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
Ke’ Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
Aur khuda tumse puche..
‘Abe gadhe… ab utrega kaise ‘

door se dekha to tera chehra nazar aaya
door se dekha to tera chehra nazar aaya
paas aane ki himmat hi nahi hui.

ladka bola :
kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.

Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
Irshaad…..Irshaad…………..

Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

Arz kiya hai…..
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha…..