Sms & Jokes

Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
Woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga…

Yaaro mere marne ke bad aasu na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana

Aankhon ki zubhan wo samajh nahi pate,
Hoth magar kuch keh nahi pate,
Apni bebasi kis tarah kahe,
Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat

Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail

Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya… to bheeg gaya…

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!