A Double Entendre Please SMS
Woman asks a barman ‘Cn I hv a double entendre please?’
so T barman gave her 1.
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Woman asks a barman ‘Cn I hv a double entendre please?’
so T barman gave her 1.
A girl ph1d me T oTr day & said ‘Come no over, Tre’s nobody home’.
I went over. Nobody was home.
I’m an alien I’ve transformed in2 Ur ph1 & as U’re reading ths I’m having sex with Ur finger.
I know U like it Bcoz I cn C U smiling!
Y did T cnnibal rush over 2 T cafeteria?
He hrd children wr half price.
I went 2 by sum camouflage trousers T oTr day
But I cdnt find NE.
For sale complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 74 volumes. Good condition. £1,000 ONO.
No longer needed, got married, T wife knows eVthing!