Sms & Jokes

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”

Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

Paji:Oy murge di tang kithe gaye?waiter: Paji murga langda tha.aur dil?Paji wo murgi le gayi.Abe dimag to hoga? Sorry paji murga sardar tha..

Sardarji fixed his marriage on 2nd May. He sent invitation to his friends like this.. “Marriage is on May 2nd. Please come on 1st night.

Movie director (sardar): in this scene u gotta jump from 10th floor. Actor: wat if i die? Sardar: Dats not at all a problem, It”s the last scene…..

Sardar selected a short girl to marry. Why? Because he remembered what guruji told him.. “musibat jitni choti ho utni achchi!”

Sardarji and his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife. Go and sit back. I will drive auto