Sms & Jokes

Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar : Oye ullu ke pathe …… EVERY YEAR

Q. What frustrates a Sardar? … A. When his wife delivers twins & he can”t find the father of the second child.

Ek sardar gusse main: Oyye, main iss duniya ko mita dunga, mita dunga aur mita dunga !! Dusra sardar: Main tujhe rubber hi nahi dunga !!

Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road….why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office

EK SARDAR NE SABHI DOSTON KO SMS KIYA, “”MY MOBILE NUMBER HAS CHANGED, EARLIER IT WAS NOKIA 2100 NOW IT IS NOKIA 6600″” !!

A Sardar and wife waiting 4 TRAIN, itne me “PUNJAB MAIL” aayi.Sardar bag k train me chada or wife se bola “jab PUNJAB FEMALE aye to aa jana!!!

INTERVIEWER: Imagine that u r in a closed room and all doors and windows r closed.How can u Escape if d room got FIRE? SaRDAR: simple..Stop Imagining