Sms & Jokes

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. you order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

shaadi karni thi
par kismat khuli
nahi,

taj mahal
banana tha par
mumtaj mili
nahin.
ek din
kismat khuli
shadi huyi, ab
taj banana
hai-par
mumtaj
marti nahin

Love is one long sweet dream,
and marriage is the alarm clock

I have a heart n that is true,
But now it has gone from me to you,
So care for it just like I do,
Because I have no heart n U have two.

Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine found in the world for a wound given by love.

If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?