Sms & Jokes

Someone ask me to describe u in two words he expect me to answer The Best but i did not answer i just smiled and said No Comparison

Har bat ka matlab inkar nahi hota,
Har jagah par baitna intezar nahi hota,
Yun to milti hai hazoron se nazrein,
Har nazar ka milna pyar nahi hota

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

Ab aur kaho na tum, “but” ya “if”
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated .gif

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning…
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS…

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Tumhare samne hain itney items
kabhi hame bhi pick karo…
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe
kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo…