Sms & Jokes

Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That’s how I sex on text !

He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, BLOODY… MOSQUITO

there are 3 chambers in my heart. 1 for ALLAH 1 for ABBOO 1 for AMMEE Oh wat about u dear? Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs…..toilet!

A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces….

A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen. His wife prayed, “Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.