Sms & Jokes

eid ka din khushi se shad karna
GHOST khaty waqt hamen bi yad karna

May the festival of lights be the harbinger
of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
RAMZAN is here and the atmosphere is

filled with the spirit of mirth and love,

here is hoping this festival of beauty brings

your way, bright sparkles of contentment,

that stay with you through the days ahead.
Best wishes on RAMZAN….!!!

May ur exams be like the pieces of chocolate cake, very easy and satisfying and tasting morvelous. alot of love for a nice person and wish u good luck.

Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That’s how I sex on text !

He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, BLOODY… MOSQUITO

there are 3 chambers in my heart. 1 for ALLAH 1 for ABBOO 1 for AMMEE Oh wat about u dear? Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs…..toilet!