Sms & Jokes

aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,ab ap ki bari hay

A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home

What’s a contraceptive pill?
It’s the second best thing that a woman can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy. Now
dont ask wats the first thing

Mother found a condom in daughter’s cupboard. She went straight to her n asked: What is this?
Girl: To aap kya chahti hain, main is umar mein Maa ban jaaun?!

Girl to another: Kal sapne me mujhe koi chakku se mar raha tha. 2nd Girl: Tu dar mat agar sapne sach hote to mujhe roj ABBORTION karana padta…