Sms & Jokes

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces….

Press down.

down more

deeper

more
YES

ahh

ohh

yes
Almost there!

ooh baby

faster

harder
FEEL GOOD?

mmmm

THAT”S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT
so make SEX a daily habit,and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.

oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2″rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now…
Bye!

A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river,
but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in!
MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked
woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he
was doing and he answered – waiting for autumn.