Sms & Jokes

Morning Voices:
UK: hi dear
USA: good morning
China: mehow
Japan: shanhow
Itly: manichi
India: namaste
France: sanchay

and in Pakistan; uth kunjra 12 waj gayne!!!

In politics, your enemies can”t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

I don”t make jokes.
I just watch the government and report the facts.

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big
appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his
share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy