Sms & Jokes

Santa was filling up an application form for a job. He was not sure as to what was to be filled in the column “Salary Expected”.
After much thought he wrote : Yes!

Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly.
Banta asks why he does this.
Santa: “I’ve been promoted as branch manager.”

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Santa: The future tense is “You will go to jail”.

Santa recently found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What came first, the Chicken or the Egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body’s face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why?
He said “SMILE PLEASE”

19 Sardars went to watch a film.
On being questioned about the big group, they replied that the film was only for above 18…

Santa - “why are all these people running?” Banta - “This is a race, the winner will get the cup.” Santa - “If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?”