Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.
Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!
A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess what they named them… Jo Hua, So Hua.
Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Santa says… Drink quickly……
Wife asks why…
Santa says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.
Santa visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Santa goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is ‘U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!”
How did Panditji Kill a Lion?
Panditji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let the lion eat me.
Hari Om!
Santa to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao.
Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,
Santa: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chicks to begin with.
A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chicks because all of the first lot had died.
Another month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chicks, for the second lot had also died.
‘But I think I know where I’m going wrong,’ said Santa. ‘I think I’m planting them too deep.’
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board
