Sms & Jokes

Santa : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying…. When Banta asked what he was doing…. He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!

Santa: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..?
Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.

Santa: “Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”.
Banta: “Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!”

Santa calls Air India. ‘How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?’
‘Just a sec,’ says the customer service assistant.
‘Thank you.’ says Santa and hangs up.

Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl!
The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!
Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!

Santa falls in luv with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.”