Sms & Jokes

Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in m! edical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?”
Santa: He’s not studying, they are studying him!

Q: A Man asked Santa, “Akal badhi ya bhains? ”
A: Santa bola, “Pehle date of birth to batao.”

What’s Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What’s Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi

Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion’s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn’t say he got out.

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first -
the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!