Sms & Jokes

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts • A drunk sardar fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: “Sardar ji ki hoya?” He said”pata nahin main v hune aya haan”!!!

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????

why did sardar cut the sides of medicine before eating it ? think think think to avoid sde EFFECTS.

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister….

sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay ….. friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”