Sms & Jokes




strange man. Friend: Didn

strange man. Friend: Didn”t u follow them? Sardar: No yaar, i have already seen that movie :-)

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Man: Oye tera ek dant

Man: Oye tera ek dant neela kida ho gaya? Sardar: Yaar main ink lagayi hai. Man: Uh kyon? Sardar: Kyon k aaj kal BLUE TOOTH bahut mashur hai

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Sardar rail mein susu

Sardar rail mein susu karne gaya. Wapis aane par,wife :aapka paajama geela kaise hua?Sardar,”vahan likha tha,shareer ka koyi angh baahar na nikaalen!!

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Friend to sardar: yaar

Friend to sardar: yaar tu aaj to doctor ke pas jane wala tha kya huva?.. sardar replies- aaj meri tabiyat theek nahi hai kal jaoonga…

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Sardar 2 hotel manager

Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai” …. Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai :-)

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Ek sardar exame dene gaya

Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha

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Ek Sardar Apna Marriage

Ek Sardar Apna Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon

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