Sms & Jokes

dolhan sardar say……aag mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon sardar saari raat gud gudi karta raha

Ek Sardar Apna Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour se Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon……

Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?
SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau?
Sardar: Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jaane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Do na

1 Sardar: Yar jab main chota tha tab main 5 Mannzlia Building se gira tha.
2 Sardar: Yar tu mar gya tha ya bach gya tha.

1 Sardar: Kaisi baatein karte ho muje kya pata tub main bohat chota tha.

Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai” …. Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi ha

Race dekhtey huey sardar ney dosrey se pocha: Inam kis ko mile ga?
2nd: sab se aagey waley ko
sardar toh phir peechay waley kyun bhag rahey hein..?

Sardar: cigarette hai?
Dokanwala: we don�t sell cigs.
Next day,
S: cig hai?
D: kal bataya tha yahan nahi baichtay.
Next day,
S: cig hai?
D: abay kitni baar kahoon! Nahi hai! Dafa ho ja nahi to hathorra sar pay day maaroon ga!
Next day,
S: hathorra hai?
D: nahi.
S: acha? To phir cig hai?