Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.
teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year”
Sardarji is filling up a job application………………………
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected…………………
After much thought he writes: Yes………………………..
How do you make a Sardar laugh on “Saturday”?
Tell him “a joke on Tuesday
Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
