Sms & Jokes

Kiska hai ye tumko intezar main hoon na,
Tum karo na karo sms main hoon na,
Khamoshi se sms tum padho,
Samajhme na aaye to sarkar main hoon na!!!

Wo jab chalti hai to rahonme 100-100 ke note bichha deta hoon,
wo jab chalti hai to raahonme 100-100 ke note bichha deta hoon,
Uske jaane ke baad phir utha leta hoon…

Aaj tum dil mango de denge,
Dhadkan mango de denge,
jigar mango to de sakte hai,
Kyonki charon filmki VCD gharpe padi hai…

Maine puchha chandse ke dekha hai kahin,
Mere yaar sa hasin chand ne kaha……..
Dimag mat kha itni upar se kya dikhega?

Wo dosti hi kya jisme duriyan na ho,
Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladayi na ho,
Wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho aur
Wo mobile hi kya jisme mera message na ho…

Ishq ke charche bahut hai,
Husnke parche bahut hai,
Humne bhi dekha hai ishq karke
Baapre baap ishqme kharche bahut hai…

Thoda sa handsome hota,
Thodi si body hoti,
Thode baal lambe hote,
Main bhi raadhe banta,
Agar meri koi nirjala hoti…