Sms & Jokes

Usne mujhe pyar diya saraswati samajhkar,
Usne mujhe pyar diya saraswati samajhkar,
Par maine usko jala diya agarbatti samajhkar…

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega??

Aanssu tere nikle aankhen meri ho,
Dil tera Dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Dosti hamari itni gehri ho ki,
Job tum karo aur Salary meri ho.

Aap ke haath main mobile hai
Chrere pe smile hai
SMS ke acchi khasi file hai
Phir bhi aap SMS nahi karte
yaar, yeh kaisa style hai…!

Mera Dil Jigar Kidney Liver Ho Tum,
Waqt Bewaqt Aye Woh Fever Ho Tum,
Doobkar Jisme Kho Jaun Wo River Ho Tum,
Jeeven Me Ab To Forever Ho Tum…

Ek Dost Ka Dost Se Wada Hai
Marte Dam Tak Nibhayenge,
Maut Aye To Tumse Pehle Hum Jayenge,
Tum Ko Na Bhul Payenge,
Tumhe Bhi Sath Le Jayenge..

Dosti ek dil ka naata hai,
jo badi ibadat se nibhaya jata hai,
isme duriyan ho to koi parwah nahi,
kyoiki dosto ko dil me basaya jata hai.