taecher: batao daal me kitni protein hoti hai?
student: sir, daal me murghi jitni protein hoti hai.
teacher: hain! wo kaise?
student: sir, aap he ne bataya tha k ghar ki murghi daal barabar
Wife: Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi.
Huband: Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car me, ayenge akhbaar me…
Thief with knife: Tera paisa nikal!
Man: Do you know who I am? I am a corporator.
Thief: Acchha? To phir MERA paisa nikal!
A boy told his friend, “Yaar aik larki mujh ko hans ke dekh rahi hai“
Friend: Sahi se dekh, hans ke dekh rahi hai ya dekh ke hans rahi hai..
Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…
1 GIRL NY MOLVI SY KAHA: LOG MUJHY CHERTY OR GHORTY HAIN APP BATAIN MAIN KYA KARUN…???
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MOLVI NY DONO BAZOO PHAILAAA KY KAHA KAPP ISLAM KI AGOOSH MAIN AAA JAIN
Boy: ye raaten, ye hawaen, ye chandni, ye ghataen, ye nadiyan, ye kinare….
Girl: Oye pyaar kar raha hai ki weather forecasting?
