Sms & Jokes » Urdu Sms http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com Wed, 10 Aug 2011 11:58:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 taecher: batao daal me http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/urdu-sms/taecher-batao-daal-me-1542.html http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/urdu-sms/taecher-batao-daal-me-1542.html#comments Sun, 15 Jun 2008 13:19:00 +0000 Hasham http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/?p=1542 taecher: batao daal me kitni protein hoti hai?
student: sir, daal me murghi jitni protein hoti hai.
teacher: hain! wo kaise?
student: sir, aap he ne bataya tha k ghar ki murghi daal barabar

]]> http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/urdu-sms/taecher-batao-daal-me-1542.html/feed 0 Wife: Chalo na car http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/urdu-sms/wife-chalo-na-car-1541.html http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/urdu-sms/wife-chalo-na-car-1541.html#comments Sun, 15 Jun 2008 13:18:41 +0000 Hasham http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/?p=1541 Wife: Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi.

Huband: Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car me, ayenge akhbaar me…

]]> http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/urdu-sms/wife-chalo-na-car-1541.html/feed 0 Thief with knife: Tera http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/urdu-sms/thief-with-knife-tera-1540.html http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/urdu-sms/thief-with-knife-tera-1540.html#comments Sun, 15 Jun 2008 13:18:29 +0000 Hasham http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/?p=1540 Thief with knife: Tera paisa nikal!

Man: Do you know who I am? I am a corporator.

Thief: Acchha? To phir MERA paisa nikal!

]]> http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/urdu-sms/thief-with-knife-tera-1540.html/feed 0 A boy told his friend http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/urdu-sms/a-boy-told-his-friend-1539.html http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/urdu-sms/a-boy-told-his-friend-1539.html#comments Sun, 15 Jun 2008 13:18:16 +0000 Hasham http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/?p=1539 A boy told his friend, “Yaar aik larki mujh ko hans ke dekh rahi hai“

Friend: Sahi se dekh, hans ke dekh rahi hai ya dekh ke hans rahi hai..

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Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…

]]> http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/urdu-sms/wife-main-tumhari-yaad-1538.html/feed 0 1 GIRL NY MOLVI SY http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/urdu-sms/1-girl-ny-molvi-sy-1537.html http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/urdu-sms/1-girl-ny-molvi-sy-1537.html#comments Sun, 15 Jun 2008 13:17:49 +0000 Hasham http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/?p=1537 1 GIRL NY MOLVI SY KAHA: LOG MUJHY CHERTY OR GHORTY HAIN APP BATAIN MAIN KYA KARUN…???
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MOLVI NY DONO BAZOO PHAILAAA KY KAHA KAPP ISLAM KI AGOOSH MAIN AAA JAIN

]]> http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/urdu-sms/1-girl-ny-molvi-sy-1537.html/feed 0 Boy: ye raaten, ye hawaen http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/urdu-sms/boy-ye-raaten-ye-hawaen-1536.html http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/urdu-sms/boy-ye-raaten-ye-hawaen-1536.html#comments Sun, 15 Jun 2008 13:17:35 +0000 Hasham http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/?p=1536 Boy: ye raaten, ye hawaen, ye chandni, ye ghataen, ye nadiyan, ye kinare….

Girl: Oye pyaar kar raha hai ki weather forecasting?

]]> http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/urdu-sms/boy-ye-raaten-ye-hawaen-1536.html/feed 0 TEACHER: BIJLI KAHAN SE AATI http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/urdu-sms/teacher-bijli-kahan-se-aati-1535.html http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/urdu-sms/teacher-bijli-kahan-se-aati-1535.html#comments Sun, 15 Jun 2008 13:17:22 +0000 Hasham http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/?p=1535 TEACHER: BIJLI KAHAN SE AATI HAI?
STUDENT: MERE MAMOON K GHAR SE.
TEACHER: KAISE?
STUDENT: JB BIJLI JATI HAI TO MERE PAPA KEHTE HAINSAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KAR DI

]]> http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/urdu-sms/teacher-bijli-kahan-se-aati-1535.html/feed 0 Achank ek molvi sahib http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/urdu-sms/achank-ek-molvi-sahib-1534.html http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/urdu-sms/achank-ek-molvi-sahib-1534.html#comments Sun, 15 Jun 2008 13:17:07 +0000 Hasham http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/?p=1534 Molvioun ki 1 bus ja rahi thi
Ek molvi sahb ne kaha k ”jahan koi larki nazar aye to
Astagfirullah prho!
Achank ek molvi sahib
Astagfriullah bola
Baqi bole

Kithay?
Kithay?
Kithay?

]]> http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/urdu-sms/achank-ek-molvi-sahib-1534.html/feed 0 BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO I LOVE http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/urdu-sms/boy1-yaar-larki-ko-i-love-1533.html http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/urdu-sms/boy1-yaar-larki-ko-i-love-1533.html#comments Sun, 15 Jun 2008 13:16:54 +0000 Hasham http://smsjokes.shugalmella.com/?p=1533 BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO I LOVE U KEHNE KI SAB SE ACCHI JAGA KON C HAI:?

BOY2: MAZAAR.

BOY1: Q?

BOY2: QK WAHAN LARKIYON NE CHAPPAL NAI PEHNI HOTI.

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