Sms & Jokes

Ghalib ne apni girl friend ko date par bulaya
Wo late hogaye
Girl: Am I Late?
Ghalib: Falak pe sitaro ko nind arahi hai,
Dosri ka time hogaya tu ab arahi hai.

Husband:
Did u have any boy friend befor our marriage?
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main is khamoshi ko kya samjhu?

Wife:

Abe mujhe gin to lene dde……..

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain

dOOR gaon, main jab
maan baap sotay nahi they,

to bacha kehta hai,
so ja bapu

so ja.

warna ek aur ho jayega.

1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya,
After operation,
Dr. Asks:
Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Charsi:jisko bhi ankhen lagao
use bata dena
ye 2 kash laganay
k baad he khulti hain

eik aadmi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi say kehta hai: “sisak sisak k marna theek hai ya eik dum“.
BIWI:“eik dum“
AaDMI :to apni dusri tang b mujh per rakh do.

Boy: Suit Bada Acha Pahna Hai.
Girl: Thanx

Boy: Lipstik Bahut Achi Lagai Hai
Girl: Thanx

Boy: Make Up Bhi Bahut Acha Hai.
Girl: Thanx

Boy: Phir Bhi Achi Nahi Lag Rahi Ho